Got this "Spam" Mail a few days ago, first spam that was funny:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth 

and remove all doubt. Zebras aren't black and white, they are white and 

black. There is no 'I' in TEAM, But there is an I in Win A bird in the 

hand is worth two in the bush. Everyone wants to go to heaven but 

no-one wants to die.

It's not the size of the boat. Possible Interpretation: One needs to 

open up to be able to harvest. Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in 

his shoes

ha nice one and welcome mate tothe site

thx a lot famous lisha jan ;o)

wow been caled loads of things

but famours?

woah am i? butthanks!

very good one thanks demian jaan !

and welcoem back to the forum :)

(i could tell that u r not new to the forum from ur posts)

so welcome back and hope u will enjoy staying here!

@ lisha jan, yes i think you are very famous here. Even i know u re name. ;o)

@ thx a lot dear friendly786, i´m not new, and not back, i m one of the german am users. ;o)

wow then welcome to english forum :)

Everyone wants to go to heaven but

no-one wants to die.

that is it