Got this "Spam" Mail a few days ago, first spam that was funny:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth
and remove all doubt. Zebras aren't black and white, they are white and
black. There is no 'I' in TEAM, But there is an I in Win A bird in the
hand is worth two in the bush. Everyone wants to go to heaven but
no-one wants to die.
It's not the size of the boat. Possible Interpretation: One needs to
open up to be able to harvest. Before criticizing a man, walk a mile in
Unsern Zustand und der liebsten Abschied und
des Feindes Drang -
Alles weiss Allah, der es wird zum besten
kehren: zage nicht.