1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. Any part under a car's hood..
Male. The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male. Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Your boundaries suffocate My lungs are filled With poison in your cage Bruises and stains No power left to stand You held me down Help me rise again.. Running away through a spinning maze Running away to the same escape

AND;


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ... . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Your boundaries suffocate My lungs are filled With poison in your cage Bruises and stains No power left to stand You held me down Help me rise again.. Running away through a spinning maze Running away to the same escape

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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chek the second one out chick!