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15.03.2006 00:28:29

Romall
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Nice sentences

Nice sentences

3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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29.04.2008 07:43:16

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hahaha lolz funny and nice onez keep it up bro

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30.04.2008 06:43:11

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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

lolz nice thanks for sharing

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05.05.2008 01:33:10

Romall
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Glad you like it Guys .

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05.05.2008 06:52:26

lovelymariam
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3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

very true romall jaan. . . .!

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05.05.2008 16:59:44

Romall
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ya Mariam Jan its ...

i hate love

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06.05.2008 08:53:16

kabotareshq
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nic one romall jan

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. ( true)

and by the way jan i hate love too

tnx for sharin :)

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25.05.2008 20:34:19

Romall
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Kabo Jan why u hate love ... i hate it becouse i have to take her for shopping lolz

gurls has nothing to LOSE in love .

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26.05.2008 07:10:18

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