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15.03.2006 00:28:29

lisha
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN a wife and husband. . . quiet cool

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - 'Hello ?'
W - 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? '
H - 'Yes.'
W -'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?'
H -'What's the price?'
W - 'Only $1,000.'
H - 'Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...'
W -'Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - 'What price did he quote you?'
W - 'Only $65,000...'
H - 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
W - 'Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -'What?'
W - 'It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.'
H - 'How much are they asking?'
W - 'Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...'
H - 'Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?'
W - 'OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!'
H - ' Bye...I love you too...'
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks ' Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???'

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22.12.2007 21:32:09

matty
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Joined: 24 Jul 2005
Posts: 3210
Location: lond on

hahaha

wow can i be the wife lol heheh shopping

but here u go

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
The next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is….being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery…and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life…
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier
and live longer!

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07.01.2008 16:00:13

lovelymariam
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Joined: 21 Jun 2005
Posts: 9804

Lollz u 2 !

Very funny

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07.01.2008 17:37:39

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