I gOt these...they are very funny.
Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya
Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya
karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li! > > > >
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya
hua. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor
hai! ha ha ha ha . . . . > > > >
Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to
dosti kon karega, ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat
rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?? > >
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Hawa koi
lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tum hi batao, kya
tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? > > > >
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh ! Larki ne
ankh mari larka behosh !!! > > > >
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke
sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon
ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath > > > >
Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua, Sangeet Ka
Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka
mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se
Ravana Hua > > > >
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha
To Vaisa Laga Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa
Laga!!! > > > >
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum
Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par
Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua
Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin! > > > >
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka
furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe
zaroor batana hahahahaha . . . .
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Never take someone for granted,
Hold every person close to your heart,
because you might wake up one day,
and realize that you have lost a diamond,
while you were too busy collecting stones.
