>>
>>AIR JANAZAH
>>
>>When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a
>>trip to another country.
>>
>>Where details of that country won't be
>>found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the
>>Alhadiths.
>>
>>Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or
>>American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the
>>allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.
>>
>>You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge.
>>
>>With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre
>>Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud
>>
>>Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and
>>attar.
>>
>>Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al
>>Islam.
>>
>>Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha
>>Illallah.."
>>
>> Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but
>>Isra'iil and its like
>>
>> Where the in-flight services won't be 1st
>>class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul
>>smelling cloth.
>>
>>Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow
>>Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Graveyard.
>>
>>Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned
>>rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.
>>
>>Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but
>>Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place
>>you yearn to go.
>>
>>Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.
>>
>>
>>Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh.
>>
>>Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden
>>under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.
>>
>>This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So
>>your savings would not come handy
>>
>>This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.
>>
>>Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your
>>allergies or whether the food is Halal.
>>
>>Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will
>>become things of the past.
>>
>>Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It
>>arrives and leaves on time.
>>
>>Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because
>>you would have lost all your sense of joy.
>>
>> Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked
>>the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.
>>
>>Ah! At last good news!
>>
>>Do not worry about who will be sitting
>>next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.
>>
>>
>>So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!
>>
>>One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.
>>
>>
>>ARE YOU PREPARED ?
>>
>>
>>
>>

Oh god. I thought you were talking about pushtoonistan airline.

oh MY GOD

MR B u being sacastic

wow