--- quoted from "lovelymariam" -
Oh matty where are u plz plz translate dega!
- ohh my god mariam jaaan it got to take years to do it lol here is one though
a mouse went to pharmacy asked the pharmaciest do you have poison for killing human
and another
on top of a church entrance was written (love your worset enemy)
on the opposit side of church was a bar with this sentence written in the entrance
(alcohol is your worset enemy)
and another
a begger asked his son: how much cooking oil do you need to cook 4 killo of rice?
his son answered: 8 killo of cocking oil
he said you dont need that much oil you stupid boy
the boy said if it is a dream why can't it be with more fat
and another
one day mullah nasradin went to steal some apple from a garden he saw the garden owner and tried to escape and fell down and ppl thought he daid the took him on thier shoulder to take him to his home untill the hit a cross road that they were not sure which way to go mullah nasradin become cansuious and said when i was alive i always took that way
and another
customer: what is the reason and significance of a fly being under my cup?
garson: what shoild i know i am just a waiter not fortune teller
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