What are the Chemical Properties of Women?
Substance: Women
Chemical system: Wow
Manufacturer: God
Discoveror: Adam
Occurrence: Large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Surface Tension - Soft and warm
Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced.
Boils at nothing.
Freezes without reason.
Melts with special reason.
Flavour initially sweet, becomes bitter if used incorrectly.
Found in various states of purity from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure applied at certain points. Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with age.
Even brief linking with male substance can cause substance to
reproduce with marked physical and mental changes.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Has affinity for gold, silver and precious stones.
Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances.
Highly volatile for reasons not clearly understood.
Verbal activity greatly increased by alcohol saturation.
Most powerful money reducing agent known.
