Princelove - 2 years ago

SMS & Joke & Poet


Salam every body here you can put your sms jokes and etc.

Saya am asheq saya at shoda as         mekhastam  bebinam aya metawim baham shawim hamsaya

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  • When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget

     

  • Acting is all about honesty, If you can fake that, you’ve got it made lol

     

  • A widow,s Mite.

     

  • Life’s no life when honor’s left
    Man’s a man when honor’s kept

    Nation’s honor and nation’s fame
    On life they have a prior claim.

    With thoughts of these I do remain
    Unvexed with cares of loss or gain

     

  •                              CONFIDENCE

     a trainee in multinational company by mistake dials the CEO n says;Hey send a hot coffee in accounts department in two minutes..CEO shouted;Do u know who u r talking to? trainee;no CEO replied; u bloody fool! i m CEO of the company…tainee even more aggressively replied; do u know who u r talking to? CEO ;no  trainee ; thank God n disconnects the phone!!

     

  • Dear reciever,

    I am a Virus.
    I am not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all.

    Thank U

     

  • i mustn’t say i love you cause your someone Else’s boy
    i mustn’t long to hold you that’s someone Else’s joy
    i mustn’t let my eyes light up when someone says your name
    Your someone Else’s LOVE but i love you all the same

     

  • How many times have you created your own stress? Like many, we often spend far too much time either externalizing the problems we think we have rather than appreciating what we do have

     

  • Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,,,

    Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,,,

    Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,,,

    Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki…

     

  • هر عضو از اعضای تو غارتگر دلهاست
    ای آفت جان بهر کجای تو بمیرم

     

  • Life’s too short to dwell on things

    that pull and tear on your heart strings

    so park those thoughts that make you worry

    and create new goals to which you’ll hurry.

    Make your list of things to do

    that always seemed not part of you

    make yourself explore unknowns

    write down your thoughts dig up those bones

    Take a step toward things that scare you

    Show who’s boss while mind prepares to

    overcome what seems unrealistic

    before you lose it and go ballistic

    Do something different every day

    and watch as life shows new path ways

    Life’s too short to dwell on things

    that pull and tear on your heart strings.

     

  • بخاطر کسی زنده باش که بخاطر تو زنده است

     

  • Ye asemon setare ba harfaye nagoofte
    Dige dare negaham az nafas miofte …
    Ye sedaii dare mige doostam nadari
    Ba ye negah ghorore man be pat miofte

     

  • men are very kind but women r selfish!! most women dont like to help unknown men…..but all men are ready to help unknown women..

     

  • baran mibarad, emshab delam gham darad emshab

    arame jane khaste, rah miseparad emshab

    dar negahat mande chashmam

     

  • Every soul shall taste death
    one day you shall breath your last breathe
    no matter where you are no matter what you’re doing
    when your time is up you have no saying.

    Wrapped in a khafan
    in your grave you shall sleep
    all alone 6ft deep.

    So think about death everyday
    and remember you can’t fight it away
    when your time is up, you must depart
    remember this not the end, it’s just the start.

     

  • یه خانم و آقای قمی ازدواج می کنن اسم بچه شونا میذارن قم قمی !!!

     

  • If you make Allah your only positive role model, then you find your own unique and divine role and personality for eternity- to be your Self- with your own unique love and talents

     

  • Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other

     

  • Goftam ghame to daram gofta ghamat sarayadddd
    Goftam ke mahe man sho goftaaa agar barayadd

     

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