chek the second one out chick!


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lisha
lisha 44 years ago

chek the second one out chick!

lovelymariam
lovelymariam 44 years ago

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

lisha
lisha 44 years ago

AND;


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.


He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time


He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ... . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.


She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.


He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
lisha
lisha 44 years ago

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. Any part under a car's hood..

Male. The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male. Playing cricket without a box.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female. A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female. A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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